You Just Might Be On a Bus and Truck Tour If. . .
In loving memory of Jeff Foxworthy (I don't think he's actually dead but his act pretty much is)
You can't say 7:00 without saying 7:00 for 7:30.
You never really know what time the bus call, curtain, company meeting or fight call is.
You look at your copy of USA today to figure out what day of the week it is and then get really confused with the Friday/Saturday/Sunday edition.
You haven't seen prime-time-television since Clinton was in office. The first term.
When you're home on layoff you call your mom from your cell phone and demand to know why your room wasn't made up while you were out.
You love, hate, cherish, fight with, make up with, hug, drink with, dine with, live with and laugh with the same 40 people all year.
Everything you own fits in two suitcases and an FAA approved carry on.
You know every rule about flying by heart. Including that on December 22nd of last year it became legal to carry small manicure scissors in your carry on.
You always get out of work after the hotel pool and hot tub have been closed.
And finally You Just Might Be On a Bus and Truck Tour if you're always exhausted but deep down invigorated by the sheer madness and energy of spreading musical theatre bliss across eastern, western and middle America. And sometimes Canada.
You can't say 7:00 without saying 7:00 for 7:30.
You never really know what time the bus call, curtain, company meeting or fight call is.
You look at your copy of USA today to figure out what day of the week it is and then get really confused with the Friday/Saturday/Sunday edition.
You haven't seen prime-time-television since Clinton was in office. The first term.
When you're home on layoff you call your mom from your cell phone and demand to know why your room wasn't made up while you were out.
You love, hate, cherish, fight with, make up with, hug, drink with, dine with, live with and laugh with the same 40 people all year.
Everything you own fits in two suitcases and an FAA approved carry on.
You know every rule about flying by heart. Including that on December 22nd of last year it became legal to carry small manicure scissors in your carry on.
You always get out of work after the hotel pool and hot tub have been closed.
And finally You Just Might Be On a Bus and Truck Tour if you're always exhausted but deep down invigorated by the sheer madness and energy of spreading musical theatre bliss across eastern, western and middle America. And sometimes Canada.
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